"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/24/2016 at 19:51 • Filed to: None
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"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/24/2016 at 19:51 • Filed to: None | 2
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This is Jade. Jade is obsessed with people food, especially dairy. You can’t eat a piece of cheese in our house without her knowing, and then her bugging the shit out of you until you give her some. She’ll come find you even if she’s in a totally different part of the house. What she loves the most is licking butter remnants off the butter knife. Even when it’s not actually butter, and rather, this stuff:
Dammit cat, quit nagging me for dairy flaxseed oil!
Steve in Manhattan
> Textured Soy Protein
05/24/2016 at 20:04 |
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Vader always wants cheese - we don’t give it to him because they don’t get people food. Probably not good for them.
CounterTorqueSteer
> Steve in Manhattan
05/24/2016 at 20:10 |
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To be fair, most people food isn't great for people either.
CRider
> Textured Soy Protein
05/24/2016 at 20:11 |
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Smart Balance is more like a fake version of fake butter.
Birddog
> Textured Soy Protein
05/24/2016 at 20:15 |
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My Cat craves whatever my Dog eats and drinks. It freaks Lloyd out too.
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Steve in Manhattan
> CounterTorqueSteer
05/24/2016 at 20:16 |
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Let me finish my burrito, then we can talk.
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Birddog
> Steve in Manhattan
05/24/2016 at 20:17 |
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My ex wife had a cat that was obsessed with Pastrami. When we’d come home from shopping he’d start sniffing and if he found it he’d go nuts. It was like catnip to him.
Phyrxes once again has a wagon!
> Textured Soy Protein
05/24/2016 at 20:36 |
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Our 19 year old calico has discovered that the toddler will share his cheese sticks with her, this is apparently one of the best things ever.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Birddog
05/24/2016 at 20:56 |
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That’s the most positive ex-wife story I’ve ever heard.
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Birddog
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/24/2016 at 21:01 |
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I prefer to focus on the good times.
Jonee
> Textured Soy Protein
05/24/2016 at 21:07 |
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They love fat. Or anything resembling fat, I guess. My cat goes bonkers for pound cake. And potato chips.
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Textured Soy Protein
> Steve in Manhattan
05/24/2016 at 21:17 |
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That ship sailed long, long ago, my fiancee had been giving her 2 cats (including this one) people food long before we met. My cat is completely uninterested in it, even if we try to give it to him. He’s obsessed with kibble. Half the time he doesn’t even go for his wet food when we put it out and instead goes straight to the kibble.
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Textured Soy Protein
> Jonee
05/24/2016 at 21:24 |
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Other foods the 2 of our 3 cats go nuts for (the third doesn’t give a shit about what we eat): eggs, tomatoes, fish, broccoli, cinnamon rolls, frosting, soy creamer, and a bunch of other stuff I’m forgetting. The other one is like MMMMM I LOVE KIBBLE SOOO MUCH YOU GUYS MMMMM KIBBLE!!!
Chasaboo
> Textured Soy Protein
05/24/2016 at 21:29 |
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Dairy makes them sick. Don’t do it.
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Steve in Manhattan
> Textured Soy Protein
05/24/2016 at 21:35 |
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Lili used to get onion skin - she loved it. Then we found out it’s a bit poisonous for cats so we stopped giving it to her. Still, she came into the kitchen every time I started peeling an onion.
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Jonee
> Textured Soy Protein
05/24/2016 at 21:52 |
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Wow, tomatoes and broccoli? Cats are nuts, god bless ‘em.
Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
> Textured Soy Protein
05/24/2016 at 22:26 |
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She can't believe it's not butter apparently
shop-teacher
> Textured Soy Protein
05/24/2016 at 23:45 |
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My cat is weird, he’s completely uninterested in people food, except for spinach. He loves spinach. He’s basically vegan.
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Textured Soy Protein
> Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
05/25/2016 at 01:21 |
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Dru
> Textured Soy Protein
05/25/2016 at 10:04 |
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My orange tabby Jackson will literally steal food off of my plate. The other night I was eating a pork chop and had cut the last bit of it into two bites about 3/4" by 3/4" each. He jumped up on the table, batted it off the plate, grabbed it in his teeth and ran off. It was too big for one bite consumption so he managed to HIDE IT FROM ME long enough to eat it in two sittings. I didn’t know about that until 20 minutes after the initial incident I found him munching on what was left. He's an ass.